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• I am not a minor, being at least 18/21 years of age (depending on individual state laws regarding access to offensive subject matter).
• I am not accessing this material to use against the site operator or any person whomsoever in any conceivable manner.
• I will not redistribute this material to anyone nor will I permit any minor to see this material, or any other person who might find such material personally offensive.
• I subscribe to the principles of the First Amendment which holds that free Americans have the right to decide for themselves what they will read and view without governmental interference.
• I believe that such material does not offend the standard of the community in which I live.